Bookmaker to send “World Cup dildos” to all the WAGs!

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In a very novel advertising stunt, the Irish bookmaker Paddy Power has manufactured a special “Word Cup Widow Aid” based on the design of the trophy itself.

This is designed to cheer up all the WAGs that have been banned by Fabio Capello from attending the tournament, and will be left at home on their own for the duration of England’s involvement. And of course the millions of “World Cup widows” who will be banned from the TV (and everything else!) when England are playing! The limited edition “souvenirs” will be sent to each England WAG that is left behind, and Paddy Power say they have “a limited quantity available to the public on a first come first served basis.” I really need to find out how to get one for my partner LOL!

Rio Ferdinand – WAGs infest football!

Cheryl Cole & Posh at the World Cup
Cheryl Cole & Posh at the World Cup

The new England captain Rio Ferdinand has slammed the influence of WAGs on the modern game, and thinks they only serve to bring the players down, instead of inspiring them to World Cup greatness.

The Man Utd defender didn’t hold back when he exclaimed: “I have no time for WAGs. I don’t like what they have brought to the game. Some women hang around to get a footballer boyfriend.

“They then infest the game. They get more attention than the players. We’re here to play the game, not waste energy or worry about what’s going on off the pitch.