“Sex Pest” Crouch to marry pregnant Abbi Clancy

Pete & Abbey Before
Pete & Abbey Before
The Tottenham striker Peter Crouch made a right fool of himself when he had too much to drink in Madrid last month, but despite his drunken antics, his fiancee Abbi Clancy has forgiven him, revealed she is pregnant, and avowed to go through with the wedding!

One girl that Crouch accosted in Madrid says that he was acting like a drunken “sex pest”. Jo (a nurse) said: “I spotted Crouch doing his famous robot dance trying to impress a bunch of lads.

“Soon afterwards I was chatting to another guy who took me over to meet him.

Alex Gerrard denies “ridiculous” rumours

Never been happier?
Never been happier?

Alex (Curran), the wife of Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, is aware of all the strange rumours that have been flying around the internet for the past week, and has now come out and categorically denied that there is any problems between her and her husband at all!

“There have been loads of rumours going around Liverpool saying that me and Steven have split up, that he’s moved to a hotel and ridiculous things like that,” she told OK magazine.

“I’d like to set the record straight. We have never been happier. I wouldn’t mind the rumours but we don’t even argue.”

Sylvie Van Der Vaart – best foreign WAG?

No collection of Sexy WAGs worth its name would not be complete without the delectable Sylvie Van Der Vaart. The model wife of Raphael Van Der Vaart, along with her husband, were considered the Posh & Becks of Holland while he was at Ajax, but since then she has cheered up the people of Germany when he moved to Hamburg, and now she is wowing the fans in Madrid.

There are rumours that he may be moving on again in the summer and we can only hope that he graces the Premier League with her prescence. The UK WAGs will surely just look on at awe of her natural beauty!