Imagine yourself as a footballer or a WAG!

I have found this excellent app created by Hewlett-Packard. It is a brilliantly designed little tool which lets you see what life could be like if you were a super-celebrity; like a sexy WAG or a top footballer for one of the big clubs like Chelsea, Arsenal or Man Utd!

Obviously if you were famous you would want one of HP's top-of-the-range computers to keep you at the top of the game, so there are lots of shots of HP's new range, and everyone will want one so that you can show your friends the videos of you being a STAR!

Wayne Rooney caught with his trousers down again!

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Well it seems that we have now found out about one England player that obtained a gagging order trying to stop anyone printing details about his shennanigans…

Wayne Rooney has been outed as seeing a prostitute regularly while his wife Collen was pregnant with baby Kai. Haven’t these footballers realised that they will always get found out when one of the Sunday papers offer such large sums for kiss-and-tell stories.

The Prostitute, known as Jenny Thompson, told the News of the World: “Wayne chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen,”

World Cup WAGs – Irina Shayk (Portugal’s Ronaldo)

With Portugal facing Spain in the big World Cup Quarter-Final on Friday, I thought it about time that we had a Portugese beauty to add to our collection, and as Ronaldo is the world’s most expensive footballer, it is only expected that he should have one of the hottest girlfriends as well.

Irina Shayk is actually Russian, 24 years old, and is the face of lingerie brand Intimissimi. Another famous brand she has promoted is Victorias Secret, and she has been on the front cover of various Glamour Mags.

Liverpool’s hottest WAG – Michela Quatriocche

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The £20m Liverpool midfielder Alberto Aquilani has not really played much this season since his arrival on Merseyside, and he may not have the chance to play at Anfield next season if the rumours are to be believed, but the Liverpool fans should be alowed to have a closer look at his gorgeous girlfriend, Michela Quattrociocche.

Michela is a beautiful 20 year-old actress who had a big hit in Italy last year with the award-winning film Scusa Ma Ti Chiamo Amore (Sorry if I love you) and is a very hot property in her native country.

WAG Melissa Johnson says England WAGs should go to World Cup!

MelissaCMelissa, the wife of Birmingham City star Roger Johnston quite enjoys being a WAG, although she has known her husband since they were ten years old, so is hardly a normal “airhead gold-digger” type of WAG.

But she was a model and an actress before marrying Roger, and actually had a part in the “Footballers Wives” TV show.

“It’s funny because that was a coincidence and had nothing to do with Roger,” said Melissa. “I had a small speaking part as a WAG in the programme, which came about through my agent.

Franck Ribery flew in 17 year-old call-girl for his birthday present!

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The French international footballer Franck Ribery, who has been linked with a move to Chelsea this summer, is alleged to have flown the 17 year-old prostitute Zahia Dehar to Germany for his birthday present last April.

Zahia has admitted to police that she was paid £1,500 a night to sleep with the three top class French International footballers as well as other rich clients, and she told reporters about Ribery’s birthday treat.

She said: ‘I was Ribery’s brithday present.

‘Franck approached me in a Paris club. He booked me and flew me to Munich to celebrate his 26th birthday.

Ashley and Cheryl Cole close to making up?

Don't look back Cheryl!
Don't look back Cheryl!

It is being reported today that Ashley Cole is close to a reconciliation with his Missus, the delectable Cheryl Cole.

It seems that they are constantly texting and talking on the phone as Ashley tries hard to persuade Cheryl to take him back, after the numerous indiscretions on his part were revealed by the Sunday papers.

Cheryl was asked about the state of her marriage now in an interview with a Norwegian TV station, and she said: “Sometimes things get tough but you’ve just got to fight on.

Daniele De Rossi’s wife – Tamara

Daniele De Rossi is a top Italian footballer that has spent his whole career at Roma, and was part of the World Cup winning side in 2006.

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Tamara watching her hubby

But he also had one of the best WAGs in Italy, Tamara De Rossi, who he married just before the start of that World Cup.

He also won the Italian Player of The Year award last season, so he’s obviously not a bad player (for an Italian!) But back to his lovely wife. For A WAG, she seems very shy. She is not a model, she doesn’t get her t*ts out, in fact she seems alike a very normal sort of girl (except for being exceptionally gorgeous of course!) In fact, when she met Daniele, she was a ballerina!

Rio Ferdinand – WAGs infest football!

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Cheryl Cole & Posh at the World Cup

The new England captain Rio Ferdinand has slammed the influence of WAGs on the modern game, and thinks they only serve to bring the players down, instead of inspiring them to World Cup greatness.

The Man Utd defender didn’t hold back when he exclaimed: “I have no time for WAGs. I don’t like what they have brought to the game. Some women hang around to get a footballer boyfriend.

“They then infest the game. They get more attention than the players. We’re here to play the game, not waste energy or worry about what’s going on off the pitch.

What Mel Slade got Theo for his 21st Birthday! (And the crazy cake!)

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The Arsenal winger Theo Walcott celebrated his 21st Birthday last week, and he had a “surprise” birthday party thrown for him. And he revealed that he was given a bird-feeder (!!) amongst his presents, but he doesn’t say who it was from!

The reason it didn’t up being a surprise was because Armand Traore had let it slip out while having a haircut at the same time as Walcott. But we all know that surprise birthday parties are never really a surprise!

There were a great selection of Arsenal players and friends turn up for the birhday bash, including Sol Campbell, Armand Traore, Eduardo, Gael Clichy and Mr and Mrs Andrei Arshavin.