Peter Crouch scores in Madrid – with a hooker at stag party!

Peter and Abbi
Peter and Abbi

Why on earth do these footballers who already have the most gorgeous girlfriends and wives at home still insist on playing away from home when they get the chance? Peter Crouch is thoroughly engaged to Abbi Clancy, who is acknowledged to be one of the loveliest England WAGs around, but now he has put their marriage plans in jeopardy by having a one-night stand with a young Algerian prostitute.

Monica Mint (great name!) made a 1000 euros for an hour with Peter (or was it 5 minutes lol!), but couldn’t wait to make it into a big cash cow by selling her story to the papers.

WAG Melissa Johnson says England WAGs should go to World Cup!

MelissaCMelissa, the wife of Birmingham City star Roger Johnston quite enjoys being a WAG, although she has known her husband since they were ten years old, so is hardly a normal “airhead gold-digger” type of WAG.

But she was a model and an actress before marrying Roger, and actually had a part in the “Footballers Wives” TV show.

“It’s funny because that was a coincidence and had nothing to do with Roger,” said Melissa. “I had a small speaking part as a WAG in the programme, which came about through my agent.

England WAGs to defy World Cup Ban!

The England manager Fabio Capello has told the England WAGs that they are not welcome in South Africa this summer, as his team attempts to mount a serious challenge for the World Cup.

World Cup WAGs!
World Cup WAGs!

Capello may have shot himself in the foot by inviting David Beckham to accompany the team despite his injury. Of course the other half of the Beckham dynasty, Victoria, will be there to show off her latest fashion accessories.