Carlos Vela and the LadyBoy scandal!

Carlos Vela & Yemille
Carlos Vela & Yemille

The Arsenal striker Carlos Vela and Celtic’s Efrain Juarez have both been banned from playing for Mexico for the next six months after having a celebration party when they beat Colombia in a friendly last month.

Another eleven Mexico squad layers were fined, including Fulham’s Carlos Salcido after the all-night long orgy of drinking, gambling and making merry!

It was originally alleged that the team had hired 14 prostitutes to help host the party, but it has now been revealed that there was a Mexican transvestite present at the party too, and he alleges that he became intimate with Salcido during the evening.

Wayne Rooney caught with his trousers down again!

Jenny Thompson
Well it seems that we have now found out about one England player that obtained a gagging order trying to stop anyone printing details about his shennanigans…

Wayne Rooney has been outed as seeing a prostitute regularly while his wife Collen was pregnant with baby Kai. Haven’t these footballers realised that they will always get found out when one of the Sunday papers offer such large sums for kiss-and-tell stories.

The Prostitute, known as Jenny Thompson, told the News of the World: “Wayne chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen,”

Peter Crouch scores in Madrid – with a hooker at stag party!

Peter and Abbi
Peter and Abbi

Why on earth do these footballers who already have the most gorgeous girlfriends and wives at home still insist on playing away from home when they get the chance? Peter Crouch is thoroughly engaged to Abbi Clancy, who is acknowledged to be one of the loveliest England WAGs around, but now he has put their marriage plans in jeopardy by having a one-night stand with a young Algerian prostitute.

Monica Mint (great name!) made a 1000 euros for an hour with Peter (or was it 5 minutes lol!), but couldn’t wait to make it into a big cash cow by selling her story to the papers.

Thomas Rosicky’s WAG – Radka Kocurova

Radka as a lettuce?
Radka as a lettuce?

Now that Thomas Rosicky is fit enough to rejoin the Arsenal squad (again!), it is time that we did a special feature on his lovely missus Radka Kocurova.

Radka is famous in her own right, having been a contender for Miss Czech Republic in a former life, and the couple are the Posh and Becks of their homeland, but their relationship has not been without problems in the past.