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Carlos Vela and the LadyBoy scandal!

Carlos Vela & Yemille

Carlos Vela & Yemille


The Arsenal striker Carlos Vela and Celtic’s Efrain Juarez have both been banned from playing for Mexico for the next six months after having a celebration party when they beat Colombia in a friendly last month.

Another eleven Mexico squad layers were fined, including Fulham’s Carlos Salcido after the all-night long orgy of drinking, gambling and making merry!

It was originally alleged that the team had hired 14 prostitutes to help host the party, but it has now been revealed that there was a Mexican transvestite present at the party too, and he alleges that he became intimate with Salcido during the evening.

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“Sex Pest” Crouch to marry pregnant Abbi Clancy

Pete & Abbey Before

Pete & Abbey Before

The Tottenham striker Peter Crouch made a right fool of himself when he had too much to drink in Madrid last month, but despite his drunken antics, his fiancee Abbi Clancy has forgiven him, revealed she is pregnant, and avowed to go through with the wedding!

One girl that Crouch accosted in Madrid says that he was acting like a drunken “sex pest”. Jo (a nurse) said: “I spotted Crouch doing his famous robot dance trying to impress a bunch of lads.

“Soon afterwards I was chatting to another guy who took me over to meet him.

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