I know this article isn’t really about Arsenal WAGs, but you can bet your life there will be many Gooner Girls watching this and wishing they could be Jack’s WAG lol!

It is a great song, and Jack doesn’t do a bad job of keeping up with the words (nearly in tune as well!), but what worries me is that he keeps shutting his eyes whilst singing, which is NOT a very good idea whilst driving!

But at least he’s wearing a seat-belt!

Lorena is 34 and was born in Argentina, but she lived in Spain from the age of just one. She has worked as an actress and a model, and judging by some of the latest pictures that have been published on the internet she is sure to go down well at he Emirates this season, even if Arteta doesn’t.

Bernal will be a beautiful and welcome addition to the Arsenal WAGs after being locked away in the North West for the last few years while Arteta was at Everton, and her infectious smile (amongst other impressive qualities) is guaranteed to win her even more admirers. In fact I think I’m going to look at the live betting tips to see the price of her being Queen of the London WAGs before next summer!

The pair have one child, Gabriel, who turned two earlier this year, and they would like to add more at a later date. Bernal has put her career on hold to look after Gabriel and recently said, “Now my family is my work. I return to work when Mikel finish his career in football.”

Bernal was crowned Miss Spain in 1999 when she was just 21, and has appeared in the TV shows Chuck and CSI Miami. The pair first dated in 2005, and have been together ever since and got married last year. Arsenal fans will be hoping Arteta does not get injured, because why would you want to play football when you have a beautiful woman like Lorena Bernal at home waiting for you.

Strangely enough the new woman looks uncannily like Carla, and the Daily Mail originally reported that they had got back together, but soon changed the story when they realised their mistakes!

Fabregas and the woman, known only as Daniela, were enjoying the sun drenched beaches in the south of France, and looked very at ease in each others company. The 24 year old mystery woman showed off her flattering body by wearing a yellow monokini, a n outfit that forced Fabregas to take a dip in the sea to cool off!

Later on she was seen giving him a massage at the pool side before they entered the pool together. He didn’t look to upset in Daniela’s company, anything but, and he appears to be over his recent split from Carla, but that’s footballers for you, they move as quick off the pitch as they do on it!

The same afternoon the couple appeared with Carlota, Fabregas’ sister, as they took to the high seas for a jet ski ride. Daniela had swapped her yellow number for a very revealing two piece bikini, a costume that showed her stunning figure off beautifully. Daniela once again was not afraid to put her arms around Fabregas as she held on tightly as the pair sped through the water.

A move to Barcelona seemed to be the last thing on his mind as he could hardly keep his eyes, or hands for that matter, off his new lady friend.

But very soon after the baby was born in London, the pair inexplicably broke up, probably as the realities of fatherhood started to affect the Danish international’s chances of regaining his place in Arsene Wenger’s team. Very few young and rich 23 year-olds want to be tied down by kids, when he could be out partying or playing poker with his mates (By the way Nicklas, If you prefer to play poker online, then I can recommend a good website to get a Party Poker Bonus!)

But now it seems that Bendtner has finally started dating again after he was caught on Wednesday night (by the Daily Mail) going into the ultra-chic nightclub, The Box, with another mystery blonde. Bendtner was all dressed up in a suit and a dicky bow (lose it Nicklas!), but after the initial photo he seemed to sheepishly drop back as if trying to keep out of the spotlight. But it seems he was just a little too late!

A source told NOW magazine: ““Jack fancies Brooke and she thinks he’s really cute.”

“They don’t get to see each other much, but they text all the time.”

With Brooke filming a lot and Jack obviously extremely busy with the Gunners playing a game every three days at the moment it is not surprising that they don’t get to spend much time together, but Brooke perhaps gave the game away on her Twitter page recently.

It was recently rumoured that Brooke was dating Scott Thomas, who is the brother of her co-star Ryan Thomas, but she angrily denied that one when she was asked if she currently had a steady boyfriend.

She said: “I kind of have yes.”

“I want to make sure things are right before sharing it with the world.”

“I’m not dating Scott!!! And as for Jack…..It’s amazing how one person can make you feel.”

So Jack not only has the world at his feet with breaking into the Arsenal and England teams at such an early age, but he could also have found himself an absolutely gorgeous actress girlfriend!

The baby was born on schedule yesterday afternoon at a posh London clinic, and as soon as the baby was born Nicklas rang Caroline’s mother Molise in their castle in Denmark.

Molise then announced to the waiting press the good news that it was a bouncing baby boy and everything went well in the birth.

As an interesting aside, when Bendtner and Lady Caroline first got together last year, Scandic Bookmakers released a few specialist fun prices to celebrate the fact. One of those bets offered odds of 100/1 on the celebrity pair to have a baby together in 2010 and one lucky punter put 200 kronor on it for a bit of fun.

“When the pregnancy was first announced in the middle of 2010, we thought in fact that we just might save the money if the baby was born in the New Year. She was set to give birth later. But then came the Caesarean!”says Fred Forest from Scandic Bookmakers.

What a great way to win 20,000 kronor!

Carlos Vela & Yemille

Another eleven Mexico squad layers were fined, including Fulham’s Carlos Salcido after the all-night long orgy of drinking, gambling and making merry!

It was originally alleged that the team had hired 14 prostitutes to help host the party, but it has now been revealed that there was a Mexican transvestite present at the party too, and he alleges that he became intimate with Salcido during the evening.

Yamille Herrera is quoted in the Sun as saying she didn’t even know Vela and Juarez, but Salcido is a completely different matter!

Here is an excerpt from the Sun’s article: Asked on Mexico’s TV Notas if there was “a sexual encounter, a sexual relationship”, Yamille replied: “Yes”.

The defender himself said: “This situation has already passed into the hands of the lawyer. We’ll see what happens.”

It sounds like it was one hell of a party, but I bet some of the lads are now wishing that they had stayed in their rooms and played some online poker, or perhaps had an early night?

Imagine having the pick of the girls at a party and waking up beside the only Ladyboy! LOL!

The good news is that it is not the steroid-filled superbody class that she is aiming to win, but the Figure Showing Class, where the emphasis is on a more feminine look.

She is taking it very seriously, and after coming second in the Central Championships in the last competition, is among one of the favourites to win in Glasgow.

“Preparations have lasted six weeks instead of the usual four; I want to be that little bit better,” she said.

“I’m not a drinker anyway, but I definitely don’t touch anything during the run up to a competition. No takeaways, and I don’t eat out either. If I have a friend’s birthday or anything to go to I have to sneak my salad in with me.”

The competition is run by the BNBF, who frown upon any indication of drug-taking by the contestants: “It is the only federation in Britain to drug test all of its winners, and every finalist has to undergo polygraph testing,” she said.

“The sport would be a lot more mainstream if steroid use was taken out. It’s not such an achievement and I will always stay natural. It’s important to be consistent and dedicated when training.”

Her brother Theo and his sexy girlfriend, Mel Slade, will be in Glasgow cheering her on, and she likens the competition to an acting job.

“It’s a performance, I studied drama when I was younger and this is just another way of performing on stage. I love it, and I enjoy it. If it’s not fun, why do it? I feel in the best shape of my life.”

She looks pretty FIT to me!

The happy couple!

The Baroness, who was previously known as Caroline Fleming before her divorce from the millionaire banker Rory Fleming, already has two children from that marriage, and they are all currently on holiday together.

Bendtner couldn’t hide his excitement when he wrote on his Twitter page: “This is one of the greatest days of my life! I’m to become a father – have just seen our baby on a scan and can’t wait to the day my fiancée give birth.

“We are indescribably happy and look forward to see our baby for the first time. We have just had an unforgetable holiday together and are now in USA the whole family.

“I wish you all the same joy as me on your holiday.”

We'll need a bigger house now darling!

At least we all now know why Bendtner’s groin injury won’t go away!

She divorced from a rich banker and is reported to be worth over £400m, which would dwarf any riches that the Danish Player-of-the-Year could possibly have saved in his short career.

She is also an accomplished TV presenter, which is how she Bendtner who was a surprise guest on one of her shows.

Bendtner’s Denmark team are playing for their World Cup lives today when they face Japan, as nothing less than a win will see them sent home, and I am certain that Baroness Caroline, along with the rest of Denmark will be watching with baited breath to see if her (usually) over-confident boyfriend can come up with the goods when needed. And they have never been more needed than today……….